One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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