Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Today is March 22.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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