Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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