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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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