- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did death say to life? Go die

Praise Paisley

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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