- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

An Asian man fails a math test

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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