- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Women's Rights

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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