- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Your face

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A man walks into a vagina

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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