Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Womens rights

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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