knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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