A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

He--Hey guys

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

You just read this ..

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

I once did something.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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