- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

womens rights.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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