- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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