Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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