- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Thats sweet, thank you then.

a pornstar comes early to a party

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

no pun intended

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

He--Hey guys

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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