- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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