Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Your face

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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