- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Health food.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A man walks into a vagina

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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