- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

destiny

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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