Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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So does Blake

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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