A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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