- Anti Joke

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

The lion swallowed his pride.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!