A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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2 + 2 = 4

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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