- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

AIDS.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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