whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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No.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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