- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Lewis

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Your Mom

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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