- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

i just pooped that is all!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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