Your face is hilarious.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

This is not a joke

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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