A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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i just pooped that is all!

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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