- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's green and blue? yellow

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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