- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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