Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

guest what i love pancakes

Nickelback

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A person from Singapore eats

The WNBA.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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