- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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