- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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