How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Three black men were walking...

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

hello

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

I have aids

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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