- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Bacon is delcious.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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