- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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