- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Bacon is delcious.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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