- Anti Joke

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Compton

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Davey Peterson.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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