- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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