- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Try it Yourself »

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Tim and Eric

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??