Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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