What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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