Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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