What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Black people

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Knock knock knock OCD

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