my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Vote this up

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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42

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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