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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did david give back? Nothing.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

wael.. nuff said

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