- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Knock knock knock OCD

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

So a jew walks into a bar!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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