- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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