Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Nuneaton..

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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