Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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balls

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why? Why Not?

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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