A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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womans rights...

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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