- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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