Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Keanu Reaves

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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