- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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