Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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say cheese

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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