Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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