Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Wenis Penis

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

This statement is false.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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