whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Potato!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Obama walks into a hospital....

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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