Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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