- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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