- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Obama walks into a hospital....

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Black people having a Job.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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