- Anti Joke

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.