- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Well, there's one way...

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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