New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

this is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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