A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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