- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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