A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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