- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What do you call white trash Garbage

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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