- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A kid has no friends.

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