- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Stop. Seriously stop.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

womens rights

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats black and large -me

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