What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

you gay?

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brock has small hands for a small job

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know whats better than 24? 25

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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