- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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