Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

im a willy bum bum

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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