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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A train poops its pants.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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