Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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People...

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Dumb

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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