what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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