What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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darude- sandstorm

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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watch me nae nae

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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