Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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hi

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I just drank a cola.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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