Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I regret everything.....

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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