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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Wanker

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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