- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

think twice or at least think

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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