You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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