Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I regret everything.....

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