- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Hail Heetluh

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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