- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Im black

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

The dewey decimal system

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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