- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what's white and sticky semen

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

darude- sandstorm

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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