- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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