YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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My dad

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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