- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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