you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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