- Anti Joke

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Your mother is average.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

a seal walks into a club.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

My mum is called Steve