What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What comes after 69? 70

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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