- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there