- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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